ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)




hotwinger:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

She is GETTIN IT



zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)





teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings)



piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me






-teesa-:

This week is testing week at [my daughters’] schools. Three days of extensive standardized testing.



thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

theehigherpower:

I wanna feel like Kayne.

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here




2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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