*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED
I think your aunt just won life
She is GETTIN IT
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
This week is testing week at [my daughters’] schools. Three days of extensive standardized testing.
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)